…Before you go to a family gathering, remind him, AGAIN, who’s related to who. He’ll still whisper in your ear at the party , “Now, who did you say that was?”
…that LOCALS take a shower at night, not in the morning.
…other weird things like oxtail soup, is actuallly really tasty 
…that SPAM is the other “white” meat.
This list can go on and on,
Lila
